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Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!

alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.

hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.

So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"

Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"

Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'

India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

Russia's like "AHH motherland"

Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"

So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'

So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos

But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.

THE END

ho mah gawd

Mon Jul 6, 2009, 8:38 PM
You page viewers out there are amazing 100 page views and the weeks not even done. I know I'm not one of those big shot artist out there withl like the 800 page views a day but I'm just happy to get 100 that's good enough for me ^^ I'm so happy

I wanna do something nice for you random page viewers out there. Now I cant do those beautiful artwork thinggies but i have friends whos art isn't shitty like mine. So if you guess would liek some are from either queash :iconqueash: or axelfire :iconaxelfire: or aiko0 :iconaiko0: or someone i know you just tell me and i'll force them to draw you something xD

And if by a small chance, even if it's a really small chance you would like ME -(scoff)- to draw you something I totally would.

MOVIN ON UP! TO DA EAST SIDE... although the east side is the worst place to be right now xD

thanks you guys ^^

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  • Listening to: Never ending story

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: With your mom
  • Interests: Looking at art and making it happen
  • Favourite movie: Lion king~ Moon Child
  • Favourite band or musician: Dir En Grey~LM.C~ScReW~D~
  • Favourite genre of music: Nothing but some good old Rock n' Roll
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • MP3 player of choice: Ghetto pod died v.v
  • Wallpaper of choice: Flowers
  • Skin of choice: PURPLE POKA DOTS!
  • Favourite game: devil may cry
  • Favourite cartoon character: Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) Master Jiriya (Naruto) Edward Elric - Hugh Mays (Full metal Alchemist)
  • Personal Quote: "It's more like who's face is in the pillow"- Lotion man x]
  • Tools of the Trade: Hair because they always come out sexy

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Mood: Joy ~Ryo-ku:iconRyo-ku: 3 days 18 hours ago
<3 thanks for fav and HI! lol
~Dajie:iconDajie: 3 days 6 hours ago
hi baby ^^

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Saix: Look another heart has been lost to the darkness
Xemnas: And???
Saix: We should return it!
Xemnas: And why in the hell would i do that for?
Saix: If it were your heart you'd want it back you heartless bastard...
Xemnas: And proud of it!!!
x3
~Ryo-ku:iconRyo-ku: 2 days 18 hours ago
X3 how's it going.
~Dajie:iconDajie: 2 days 16 hours ago
fine n you? x3

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Saix: Look another heart has been lost to the darkness
Xemnas: And???
Saix: We should return it!
Xemnas: And why in the hell would i do that for?
Saix: If it were your heart you'd want it back you heartless bastard...
Xemnas: And proud of it!!!
x3
~Ryo-ku:iconRyo-ku: 2 days 16 hours ago
im good too :3 though I wish my computer wasn't so slow.
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*ryuchan:iconryuchan: Jul 2, 2009, 2:03:34 PM
Thank you for the fav and watch! :iconnewglomp:

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"It was an act of love!" -Jekrophet, Demon prince of the Second Sanct of High Demons.

Curious? Come and read Acts of Thievery! Visit my page.
~Dajie:iconDajie: Jul 2, 2009, 8:16:45 PM
no problem ^^

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Saix: Look another heart has been lost to the darkness
Xemnas: And???
Saix: We should return it!
Xemnas: And why in the hell would i do that for?
Saix: If it were your heart you'd want it back you heartless bastard...
Xemnas: And proud of it!!!
x3
~love-mist:iconlove-mist: Jun 17, 2009, 1:18:00 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: on "A Taste of Xigbar!" :D

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Me- It's Nightmare Jr! XD
Kadaj- ....
~Dajie:iconDajie: Jun 19, 2009, 12:15:35 PM
you deserve it ^x^

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Saix: Look another heart has been lost to the darkness
Xemnas: And???
Saix: We should return it!
Xemnas: And why in the hell would i do that for?
Saix: If it were your heart you'd want it back you heartless bastard...
Xemnas: And proud of it!!!
x3
~Satre-Kun:iconSatre-Kun: Jun 11, 2009, 8:29:00 PM
Thanks for the watch!

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~'If God didn't want us to eat the weak, why did he make them so delicious?'~
~naiyad:iconnaiyad: Apr 11, 2009, 7:36:16 PM
Hi, thanks for the fave. ^^ Really appreciate it.
~Axelfire:iconAxelfire: Apr 5, 2009, 7:05:56 PM
That flash you should me was freakin' creepy!
Xemnas wasn't even wearing underwear XD!!

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Sing me a song before i sail to that shore
My journey is over but you have ways to go
But one day we'll sing together once more
So sing me a song......
~Dajie:iconDajie: Apr 11, 2009, 8:25:56 AM
but it was cuuuuuuute x3

--
Saix: Look another heart has been lost to the darkness
Xemnas: And???
Saix: We should return it!
Xemnas: And why in the hell would i do that for?
Saix: If it were your heart you'd want it back you heartless bastard...
Xemnas: And proud of it!!!
x3
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